Hubert Cumberdale

Reading back through my old posts I saw one about Danja (who is still in my freezer, by the way) and it made me want to write about my current pets.

I have a superdog. His name is Hewie (in fancy company he's Hubert Cumberdale). He makes funny faces, funnier sounds, and frequently knits his eyebrows at me when I'm talking nonsense to him.

There is nothing on earth more deserving of praise than this dear little german boy here. I don't praise often, I want it to mean something when I do. Although his cleverness is infuriating sometimes, we don't ever stay mad at him for more than a few minutes before we're laughing about it. He's such a clever little shit.

On the clever note it's time to talk about our other pup, Rofl (Roflpotomus Rex). We rescued him back in December, about a week before Christmas. He is just about the most cuddly, teddy bear-ish dog I've ever seen in my life. He doesn't want anymore more than to be close to someone.

Then you take him outside and he sees another dog and tries to eat it's face. I'm so glad that he doesn't make any noise, he never barks or whines about anything, or else he'd be a real asshat. He's content just laying around 90% of the time. He's (almost) really good about house training. He doesn't have a tenth of the personality that Hewie does, but I think we'd probably lose our minds if he did.

I'm glad we rescued him. Kevin teases me when I start talking about him being in a facility instead of in a foster home. It's probably at least 99% of the reason why I brought him home the first day I met him - I didn't want him to go back to the facility ever again. He drives us batty, but I wouldn't trade him for the world.

I'm trying to start working on a cookbook with all my favorite recipes in it. I'll have it printed and bound and sell it for something and donate all the profits to the DREAM Dachshund Rescue in Decatur. There's something I can do with my time besides playing League of Legends. I was hoping to have it done in the spring, but the year is flying by so fast.

I'll start gathering recipes, I guess that's probably the easiest way to start.

That's all.