what I'm about:

My life's goal is to bake the living shit outta shit. I'll post recipes here, funny dreams, nonsense, food porn, real porn probably, who knows what else. Whatever I feel like mostly.

27 February 2008

Amerigo Vespucci?

So last night I had one of the most interesting dreams of my life, I'll try to recount it as well as I can to make it into a sensible story.

So I dreamed that America was undiscovered country and that Amerigo Vespucci (or Christopher Columbus, apparently my subconscious doesn't know who discovered America first lol) and Kevin were in competition as to who would be 'King of America.' I was Kevin's advisor and I was doing everything in my power to make him King, including systematically plotting and killing the entire court of Sr. Vespucci/Columbus. In the meantime I had to make sure that I kept Kevin safe, because he would frequently get drunk and endanger himself. It was very bizarre, but I enjoyed it when I woke up, because I knew I was winning.

In other news, the Leslie Hall show on saturday was unbelievably shiny and gemfantabulous. Her new album is fun, I've enjoyed listening to it the last few days (on my giant trampoline I go bounce bounce / you fall in love with every ounce ounce ). Dolly Parton's new album is ok according to Kevin, I haven't given it a listen yet, but I like the first single, the rest of the album is probably just fodder for that. I'm listening to Janet's new album (Discipline) and really liking it so far! I don't like the fist single (feedback) so much, but there's one called Rollercoaster that I really hope she releases as a single. She was due a good album after the last few, and hopefully this will be it.

Making a Rum cake today and have an appointment at Le Cordon Bleu on friday. :)

1 comment:

Frank said...

Good grief, she is a trip and a half.

Oh, and nice dream. There was no nudity, I am disappointed to have to point out.